Friday, April 13, 2012

Po Mo Muses Do Bdays

Ever since I was a wee child, I've drawn cards for my family members on their birthdays. This year, I'm kind of on this Post Modern Muse kick (have you noticed?), so I of course have been including them in the cards. Since I've only debuted three so far, the cards star Beyonce, Nicki Minaj and Britney Spears for now...which is kind of a fun trio unto itself.

The idea is that the Po Mo Muses can inspire all kinds of jobs. So for my uber smart brother Jimmy, that means that they inspire Neuroscience. What? Just because these ladies might not know their Medullas from their Oblongatas, doesn't mean that they can't inspire some gentlemen scientists.

My mom teaches E.S.L. (English as a Second Language) in an elementary school. I think I've heard Beyonce speak a bit of Spanish before (she is from Texas after all...which is pretty much Mexico anyway, am I right?). As for Nicki and Britney, if there was only one word that they should know en español, it's this one...

And now for something that the Po Mo Muses are pros at...Marketing. My sister Christie does Marketing for a company called Bradshaw International, Inc. Her focus is on promoting their kitchenware...which can be found primarily at your local Target store's kitchen aisle under the Good Cook label (I expect a commission for that, Christie). The Po Mu Muses probably have personal chefs, so they show that these spoons and spatulas have other helping you look sexy whilst singing.